How [Not] to Do the Road to Hana

Some things in life are unforgettable. The day I met my wife, the birth of my son and daughter, and that time I passed a kidney stone at the wee age of 12. Its a mixed bag, really.

Our family drive on the Road to Hana in Northeast Maui was one of those things in life – unforgettable. And by the end of this story, you’ll know whether or not that’s a good thing.

Let me set the scene.

Rain fell onto the windshield of our rented Chevy Impala as we wound through a narrow, two-laned road. The water funneled up the hood and formed veins on our windshield, which splintered off like twigs from a branch. Lush foliage and leafy palms lined both sides of the  roadway, creating a green tunnel with pockets of sunlight poking through the dense canopy.

This place looked like Jurassic Park – without the raptors or Jeff Goldblum. As a matter of fact, we learned that the one of the first scenes of the movie (with the helicopter flying by the waterfall with the old man) was filmed around this area.

Sounds peaceful, right? Oh, just wait.

Now let me paint a picture of the inside of our Impala. Mya and Logan both sang the song of their people on several occasions during our day-long drive. At certain points in this enchanted journey, both kids screamed with the full capacity of their baby lungs. My left eye began to involuntarily twitch as a response to the crying.

And that leads me to my first nugget of knowledge. Don’t take babies and toddlers on the Road to Hana, but if you do, don’t do what we did. Here’s the thing: it’s a 3-hour drive if you b-line it to the end. However, that’s if you don’t stop at any of the awesome sights, which is what the road is all about, and that’s why you want to carve out an entire day for the Road to Hana.

The day-long excursion is doable for a couple adults or family with older kids, but it’s just not ideal to experience all that the Road to Hana has to offer with two miniature monkeys in the backseat.

But don’t get me wrong – we still saw some spectacular sights as a family, and we’ve penned out some helpful tips and takeaways for Road to Hana visitors.

Trip Tips

  1. Download the Gypsy Guide to access a Road to Hana audio tour. The narrator shares the rich history of the region along with tips on where to stop and what to skip. The app tracks your progress on the road, so the narrator provides information relative to your location. The audio tour is worth the $10!
  2. Start early in the day to give yourself plenty of daylight. It’s a long drive with a lot of spots to stop, and the road gets busier as the day goes on.
  3. Pack snacks and beverages. There are a few small cafes and food trucks along the way to Hana, but don’t count on them being currently open due to COVID-19.
  4. Take Dramamine prior to the windy drive. You and your vehicle’s interior will thank me later. Google tells me there are 620 curves on this rainforest road.
  5. Start your journey with a full tank of fuel. The farther out you go, the more insane the gas prices get. And be sure to plan for a full day – there are a ton of sights to see!

Spots We Hit

So here’s the deal – the Road to Hana is chock-full of pullouts and spots to explore, and that’s where the narrator on the Gypsy Guide app comes in handy. The dude, who happens to be a local who drives the road almost daily, gives you the insider scoop on where to stop and what to skip.

Keanae Arboretum

With my parents in one SUV and my sister’s family in the other, our little convoy checked out the Keanae Arboretum near mile marker 16 to kick off the journey. With just a short stroll down a paved path from the road, we were soon surrounded by massive trees. But not just any old trees – these were rainbow eucalyptus trees!

These beauties were breathtaking – or should i say breath-giving? I’m sorry, I can’t control my dad jokes. I’ll work on it.

And our boy, Logan, enjoyed the area with his Nana and Papa. You rarely see this happy dude not smiling his face off. However, Logan may be passing gas here; it’s hard to say.

Roadside Shops and Toddler Tantrum Area

After a short stay here (it doesn’t take a lot of time to stare at a cluster of colorful trees), we loaded up our minions and headed farther toward Hana. We eventually stopped at a cluster of small shops selling local knickknacks, overpriced coffee, and pineapple bread.

When it was time to leave the crowded pit stop, Mya decided it would be an ideal time to mount a full-out public meltdown. I assume onlookers thought i was kidnapping my own daughter based off the struggle to get our little spider monkey into the car and buckled. Shoot, I think we both cried at one point. Fun stuff, I tell ya.

Waikani Falls

But alas, we had more memories to make on this joyous day. Thankfully the sheer beauty of the drive helped to alleviate the stress that comes with toddler tantrums. One such area was the Waikani Falls, which is near mile marker 19. You can easily snap a photo from the road here or take a short, steep hike down a non-kid friendly path to the pool’s edge.

Ka’eleku Cave

Farther down the windy road to Hana, our Idaho convoy visited the Ka’eleku Cave, also known as the Hana Lava Tubes. For $12 per adult, a friendly teenager will hand you a flashlight and point you towards the entrance to Hawaii’s longest lava tube! It’s also home to stalactites, lavacicles (yes, that’s an actual word), and an old fallout shelter that stems back to the Cold War era.

We were a little anxious that our little ones may be too small for this adventure, but both of them were total rockstars. In fact, Mya made it down a set of slippery stairs that led into the deep, dark tunnel. I held her hand mostly for her to comfort me…

And there are informational plaques along the 1/4-mile out and back walk that you can chose to ignore (or if you’re my dad, read every one). Love you, Dad!

The Town of Hana

After emerging from the bowels of the earth, our crew piled into our motorized chariots and drove to Hana. This would be a good spot to grab a bite to eat. We hit up a roadside taco trailer and poke truck. The tacos took awhile to come out – 45 minutes or so. As I waited, I began to think that the staff must catch the fish to order. From the South China Sea…in a rowboat. I digress.

And that’s when our little family hit a wall. Our babies were tired, we’d burned up a lot of daylight, and my eye twitch had quickened. With Hana in the rearview, we began the long journey back to where we began.

We planned to hit up The Garden of Eden on the way back, which is where the Jurassic Park scene was filmed, but the place closed at 4 p.m. We arrived at 4:04 p.m. That really added to my wife’s already bright and chipper mood. I’d seen that expression on her face before – it was the same look she gave me when I’d left a fistful of sunflower seeds in my pant pocket on laundry day.

They charge $15 per adult, but judging by the reviews, it would’ve been well worth it.

Twin Falls

And as our last family hurrah, we gathered our last bit of sanity and visited Twin Falls near mile marker 2. We took a short, easy walk down to a small waterfall that cascades into a pool big enough to swim in. Side note – if you’re wondering where all the world’s mosquitoes go in October – it’s here. They go here. These gnat-like vampires sucked our blood, so bring bug spray for your trek into the rainforest.

You’ll see that Mya’s doing her “We Made it!” celebration in this photo. There’s also a bunch of sweet bamboo stocks, just begging for an impromptu Instagram photo shoot.

Spots We Missed

Unfortunately, most of the awesome stuff is near the end of the Road to Hana – farther past the town itself, according to the all-knowing narrator. I swear, the guy’s like a Hawaiian Alexa!

If you’ve got the time, reviewers rave about the Wailua Falls, which is roughly 25 minutes past Hana. It’s visible from the highway and easily accessible by foot if you’re looking to swim.

There’s also the ‘Ohe’ O Gulch, also known as the Seven Sacred Pools, just a few minutes past the falls. That spot is also is meant to be legit. And if you’re extra adventurous and have spare daylight for the return journey, you can take the Pipiwai Trail, which goes above the Seven Sacred Pools and through a bamboo forest and ends at Waimoku Falls. It’s a four-mile round-trip hike.

And that concludes the world’s longest blog post. If you made it this far, you deserve some sort of MTN Talk medal. Jokes aside, thank you for reading!

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13 thoughts on “How [Not] to Do the Road to Hana

  1. I would like to leave a recommendation…. go the back way to Hana, you’ll see and experience so much without going all the way through.


  2. This is great! I would love it if you could create my life story like this, it would be a fun interesting read 😂😂😂


  3. One more recommendation – spend a night in Hana. It’s much nicer to enjoy the town and the nearby areas without being rushed. Waking up to a sunrise in Hana is an experience in itself.


  4. As a natural alternative to Dramamine, I would recommend any form of ginger. Many stops along the way sell ginger candy and ginger gum. And it really works! I recall a boat trip to the Farallones from Fishermen’s Wharf in San Francisco where half of the paid guests were curled up under blankets in fetal positions for the entire trip out and back. I suffered no ill effects because of the ginger candy.


  5. David, I enjoyed your story, and you do have the knack for storytelling. I’m sure your kids will appreciate that one day. We did the Road to Hana in a 3 day trip, camping along the way and it was very laid back as we took our time to see almost all of the waterfalls and sights, ate at many of the banana bread shops along the way. Much of the traffic was behind us, so many places we stopped at were not crowded or sometimes we had the waterfalls to ourselves. The bamboo forest was incredible to hike thru. We did end up driving all the way around and back on the other side. That’s adventurous. I have to say I didn’t know about the caves. Another reason to go back.
    One tip… if you have a dash cam, bring it. Just for the memories.


  6. Glad you made it all the way in the first attempt. It took us three attempts in the “family van” due to car sickness, rain and bad attitudes. 🙂


  7. You have a great writing style and are hysterical in all the right ways! Your story brought back memories of driving the Hana Road twice; once in 1966 as a college student working at Maui Pine for the summer; and once, in 1993 with my husband and our two almost adult children. The first time we took several cases of beer and drank on the curves 😳; needless to say, that’s not how the 2nd trip was handled. 🤔 The second trip was plagued by car sickness so we played Chinese fire drill a lot and broke several car rental rules which I won’t go into much except to say that we didn’t go back the same way we went to Hana! 🤫 All great memories!


  8. David! This is fantastic! love every part of it, including spider monkeys and sunflower seeds 🤣🤣🤣. To be honest I am ashamed I have never done the entire road to Hana, painted trees, bamboo forest and the hike to the freshwater waterfalls. Juggling work and kids and life while I was there we never fit it in… It is most definitely on my bucket list, and when we go back I want to plan an overnight camping…or let’s be real cabin stay half way so we can take our time with Hana.

    Great read cousin ❤️


  9. Oh for sure! We’re glad we had you guys and mom and dad there with us. We definitely made a bunch of memories – lots of good ones, too. Our favorite was when we all turned out the flashlights in the lava tube – remember that one!?

    Love you too, Sister!


  10. Love the way you write. Definitely entertaining and a joy to read your posts. I can picture every scene perfectly as I live and breathe toddler tantrums. Can’t wait to read your future blogs. Thanks for sharing!

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    1. Thank you so much, Britney! You guys are awesome. And you guys know that a toddler is good for a tantrum or two. We’re glad you enjoy the writing style. It’s a joy to write.


  11. Loved your story! We definitely didn’t know what we were getting into, but in the end, I’m really glad we went. Our favorite part was probably the lava tubes and that random beach we accidentally found at sunset. Then our least favorite part was driving home at night. I repeat, do not drive this road in the dark!
    Memories to last a lifetime, love you brother ♥️

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